A list of puns related to "Michael Roos"
Just finished up watching Super Troopers 2 for the first time and I couldn’t help but notice a character who looks just like Michael Roos in a couple scenes. When the credits roll, I see “Guy’s Thug #1” played by Michael Roos. Anybody else seen this??
Since RT has become a huge need, I was thinking about our options. Outside of the draft and free agency, our best bet may be the man that's anchored our left side for so long.
Lewan should not be moved around at this point. He should stick to the left side as to not hinder his progress.
If Roos doesn't retire, we may be able to sign him back for much cheaper and have him play right tackle to finish out his career. I know there have been several veteran offensive linemen swap to easier positions toward the end of their careers and been moderately successful.
This is a long shot, but it could make a huge difference in our line's ability next year. It would also give us a chance to groom a younger guy for a bit until he's ready and provide much needed depth.
Thoughts?
http://daddyleagues.com/bros/player/1163927
Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!
To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.
#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)
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... keep reading on reddit ➡#[Championship - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Reading 2-2 Derby
Match Info:
Date: January 03, 2022
Time: 15:00 (UTC)
Venue: Select Car Leasing Stadium
Recent form
Reading: WLLLLW
Derby: LDDDDW
Lineups:
Reading - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Luke Southwood, Tyrell Ashcroft, Thomas Holmes, Scott Dann, Abdul Baba Rahman, Tom Dele-Bashiru, Josh Laurent, Alen Halilović, John Swift, Junior Hoilett, Andy Carroll
Substitutes: Rafael, Michael Stickland, Mamadi Camara, Felipe Araruna, Femi Azeez, Jahmari Clarke, George Pușcaș
Coach: V. Paunovic
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Phil Jagielka, Curtis Davies, Craig Forsyth, Kamil Jóźwiak, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Luke Plange
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Richard Stearman, Dylan Williams, Ravel Morrison, Festy Ebosele, Colin Kazim-Richards, Sam Baldock
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
Reading | Derby | |
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3 | Shots On Goal | 5 |
3 | Shots Off Goal | 8 |
6 | Shots inside box | 9 |
3 | Shots outside box | 8 |
9 | Total Shots | 17 |
3 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
13 | Fouls | 6 |
3 | Corner Kicks | 10 |
0 | Offsides | 3 |
29% | Ball Possession | 71% |
1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
250 | Total passes | 602 |
180 | Pass accuracy | 545 |
72% | Passes % | 91% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
37' GOAL! Scored by J. Hoilett (Reading)
45' Yellow Card for J. Laurent (Reading)
46' Substitution: Felipe Araruna for T. Ashcroft (Reading)
57' GOAL! Scored by J. Hoilett (Reading)
57' Substitution: C. Kazim-Richards for L. Plange (Derby)
57' Substitution: F. Ebosele for C. Forsyth (Derby)
65' Substitution: F. Azeez for A. Halilović (Reading)
67' Substitution: R. Morrison for J. Knight (Derby)
82' Yellow Card for C. Davies (Derby)
86' GOAL! Scored by C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
89' Substitution: Mamadi Camará for J. Swift (Reading)
90' GOAL! Scored by C. Davies (Derby)
90' Yellow Card for Derby
90' Match whistled off
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Linemen with 6+ consecutive years as Week 1 starter since 1980 (pos)
1983-2001 Bruce Matthew's (LT, LG, C RG, RT)
1984-1993 Mike Munchak (LG)
1990-1995 David Williams (RT)
1993-2005 Brad Hopkins (LT)
1999-2007 Benji Olson (RG)
2005-2013 Michael Roos (LT, RT '05)
2006-2013 David Stewart (RT)
2014-2021 Taylor Lewan (LT)
2016-2021 Ben Jones (C) h/t u/udub86 for pointing out my oversight.
Which is an impressive list. But if you just look at LT we've had 3 guys fill that spot for the last 29 seasons! Maybe we get a couple more years out of Lewan, but I see a huge gaping hole ahead of that at both Tackle positions.
#[FA Cup - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Coventry 1-0 Derby
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Match Info:
Date: January 08, 2022
Time: 12:30 (Europe/London)
Venue: The Coventry Building Society Arena
Recent form
Coventry:
Derby:
Lineups:
Coventry - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Ben Wilson, Jake Clarke-Salter, Dominic Hyam, Michael Rose, Todd Kane, Ben Sheaf, Jamie Allen, Fankaty Dabo, Gustavo Hamer, Jordan Shipley, Matt Godden
Substitutes: Simon Moore, Josh Reid, Josh Eccles, Jodi Jones, Viktor Gyökeres, Callum O'Hare, Tyler Walker, Fabio Tavares, Martyn Waghorn
Coach: M. Robins
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Festy Ebosele, Phil Jagielka, Curtis Davies, Craig Forsyth, Ravel Morrison, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Dylan Williams, Richard Stearman, Eiran Joe Cashin, Graeme Shinnie, Kamil Jóźwiak, Jack Stretton, Sam Baldock, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
Coventry | 1 - 0 | Derby |
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0 | Ball Possession | 0 |
0 | Total Shots | 0 |
0 | Shots On Target | 0 |
0 | Shots Off Target | 0 |
0 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
0 | Shots Inside Box | 0 |
0 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
0 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
0 | Offsides | 0 |
0 | Fouls | 0 |
0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
0 | Passes | 0 |
0 (0) | Accurate Passes | 0 (0) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for Phil Jagielka (Derby)
42' GOAL! Scored by D. Hyam (Coventry)
54' Yellow Card for J. Shipley (Coventry)
58' Yellow Card for F. Ebosele (Derby)
67' Substitution: J. Eccles for G. Hamer (Coventry)
67' Substitution: J. Jones for J. Shipley (Coventry)
79' Substitution: K. Jóźwiak for T. Lawrence (Derby)
80' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
80' Substitution: G. Shinnie for J. Knight (Derby)
80' Substitution: S. Baldock for R. Morrison (Derby)
86' Substitution: Jack Stretton for C. Forsyth (Derby)
90' Substitution: V. Gyökeres for M. Godden (Coventry)
90' Substitution: C. O'Hare for J. Allen (Coventry)
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Last update: January 8th
Welcome to the Bonnaroo 2020 2021 2022 rumor and confirmation thread. With artist tour dates starting to pop up and festival lineups dropping for 2022, we can get a decent picture of who may be there and who is likely not going to be there due to conflicting dates
Before we begin, here's a quick look at 2019, 2018, 2020, and 2021 Rumor and Confirmation threads.
BONNAROO DATES: June 16th-19th
Please include links to the rumor or confirmation if possible.
Typically speaking, Bonnaroo doesn't have artists come back to back each year. That being said, this has been everything except typical.
Any help you guys can get is appreciated. The majority of the finds are done by you all, with that being said let's go over a couple ground rules, same as last year. I may not include every artist that gets mentioned - if I don't add your pick don't be offended. Also, I'm only one person, I'll try to update this post as much as possible - just be patient. The bigger the name, the more likely it's going to be added, especially the "OUT" section.
Also, HUGE shout out to /u/SimeonsDilemma, I'm using this format from a few years back, and of course the mods for keeping this place one of the best music festival communities on the internet.
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Here is a quick guide to the different categories in this thread:
Confirmed: (Roo clues with indisputable answers, Artist confirmations, Bonnaroo confirmations)
Semi-Confirmed: (Roo clues with unclear answers, Leaks, Info from reliable sources)
Rumored: (Second hand sources, "I talked to a guy involved with the band")
Speculative: (Open tour dates, in the area, no tour dates in radius within timeframe)
Unlikely
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
#Reading 2-2 Derby
Match Info:
Lineups:
Reading - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Luke Southwood, Tyrell Ashcroft, Thomas Holmes, Scott Dann, Abdul Baba Rahman, Tom Dele-Bashiru, Josh Laurent, Alen Halilović, John Swift, Junior Hoilett, Andy Carroll
Substitutes: Rafael, Michael Stickland, Mamadi Camara, Felipe Araruna, Femi Azeez, Jahmari Clarke, George Pușcaș
Coach: V. Paunovic
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Nathan Byrne, Phil Jagielka, Curtis Davies, Craig Forsyth, Kamil Jóźwiak, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Luke Plange
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Richard Stearman, Dylan Williams, Ravel Morrison, Festy Ebosele, Colin Kazim-Richards, Sam Baldock
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
Reading | Derby | |
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29% | Ball Possession | 71% |
9 | Total Shots | 17 |
3 | Shots On Goal | 5 |
3 | Shots Off Goal | 8 |
6 | Shots inside box | 9 |
3 | Shots outside box | 8 |
3 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
13 | Fouls | 6 |
3 | Corner Kicks | 10 |
0 | Offsides | 3 |
1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
4 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
250 | Total passes | 602 |
180 | Successful passes | 545 |
72% | Pass success rate | 91% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
37' GOAL! Scored by J. Hoilett (Reading)
45' Yellow Card for J. Laurent (Reading)
46' Substitution: Felipe Araruna for T. Ashcroft (Reading)
57' GOAL! Scored by J. Hoilett (Reading)
57' Substitution: C. Kazim-Richards for L. Plange (Derby)
57' Substitution: F. Ebosele for C. Forsyth (Derby)
65' Substitution: F. Azeez for A. Halilović (Reading)
67' Substitution: R. Morrison for J. Knight (Derby)
82' Yellow Card for C. Davies (Derby)
86' GOAL! Scored by C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
89' Substitution: Mamadi Camará for J. Swift (Reading)
90' GOAL! Scored by C. Davies (Derby)
90' Yellow Card for Derby
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Reading
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
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Junior Hoilett | 8.3 | 88 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 6 | 0 |
Andy Carroll | 7.2 | 88 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 19 | 0 |
Luke Southwood | 6.9 | 88 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 4 | 0 |
Thomas Holmes | 6.9 | 88 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 9 | 1 |
Scott Dann | 6.9 | 88 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 5 | 0 |
Alen Halilović | 6.9 | 65 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 0 |
John Swift | 6.9 | 88 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
Josh Laurent | 6.6 | 88 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 11 | 2 |
Abdul Baba Rahman | 6.5 | 88 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 11 | 2 |
Tom Dele-Bashiru | 6.5 | 88 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 4 | 0 |
Femi Azeez | 6.5 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Tyrell Ashcroft | 6.3 | 45 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 0 |
#Coventry 1-0 Derby
Match Info:
Lineups:
Coventry - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Ben Wilson, Jake Clarke-Salter, Dominic Hyam, Michael Rose, Todd Kane, Ben Sheaf, Jamie Allen, Fankaty Dabo, Gustavo Hamer, Jordan Shipley, Matt Godden
Substitutes: Simon Moore, Josh Reid, Josh Eccles, Jodi Jones, Viktor Gyökeres, Callum O'Hare, Tyler Walker, Fabio Tavares, Martyn Waghorn
Coach: M. Robins
Derby - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Ryan Allsop, Festy Ebosele, Phil Jagielka, Curtis Davies, Craig Forsyth, Ravel Morrison, Max Bird, Liam Thompson, Jason Knight, Tom Lawrence, Colin Kazim-Richards
Substitutes: Kelle Roos, Dylan Williams, Richard Stearman, Eiran Joe Cashin, Graeme Shinnie, Kamil Jóźwiak, Jack Stretton, Sam Baldock, Luke Plange
Coach: W. Rooney
Match Stats:
Coventry | 1 - 0 | Derby |
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0 | Ball Possession | 0 |
0 | Total Shots | 0 |
0 | Shots On Target | 0 |
0 | Shots Off Target | 0 |
0 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
0 | Shots Inside Box | 0 |
0 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
0 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
0 | Offsides | 0 |
0 | Fouls | 0 |
0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
0 | Passes | 0 |
0 (0) | Accurate Passes | 0 (0) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for Phil Jagielka (Derby)
42' GOAL! Scored by D. Hyam (Coventry)
54' Yellow Card for J. Shipley (Coventry)
58' Yellow Card for F. Ebosele (Derby)
67' Substitution: J. Eccles for G. Hamer (Coventry)
67' Substitution: J. Jones for J. Shipley (Coventry)
79' Substitution: K. Jóźwiak for T. Lawrence (Derby)
80' Substitution: L. Plange for C. Kazim-Richards (Derby)
80' Substitution: G. Shinnie for J. Knight (Derby)
80' Substitution: S. Baldock for R. Morrison (Derby)
86' Substitution: Jack Stretton for C. Forsyth (Derby)
90' Substitution: V. Gyökeres for M. Godden (Coventry)
90' Substitution: C. O'Hare for J. Allen (Coventry)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Coventry
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
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Derby
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
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