How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?

You just need to take away their little brooms!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CJStepz
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The curling iron...

was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stressmove
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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advised…

"Well son, just take away their little brooms."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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I heard they're going to make a huge revamp to the rules of Curling.

Expect some sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiteNerdyDelitesome
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There should be a movie about a Jamaican curling team that competes in the Olympics.

Call it Curl Runnings

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1esserknown
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Get you one that'll have you curling your toes
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Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Women’s Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.

Talk about hashtags!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rossum81
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Curling humor

My dad is an avid curler and plays all the time. Someone from the club calls and asks him to spare for him and he answers: 'I'm not a mechanic, I cant fix your spare." I slapped my face a little too hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/christine63
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How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?

You take away their brooms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/montero65
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?

Take away its tiny brooms 🧹

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tthrivi
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?

Take away their brooms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo
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How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

You take away its little brooms!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ciceronic
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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away it's tiny brooms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TexinFla
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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JRBX
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away its tiny little broom!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derawin07
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How do you get bacon to stop curling in the frying pan?

Take away their brooms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/izzyjubejube
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How do you keep bacon from curling in a pan?

You take their little brooms away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannyboy6657
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away his little broom

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan

You take away its tiny brooms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soupinabagel
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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away it's tiny broom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NTX_cat_rescue
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How do you keep Canadian Bacon from curling?

Take away its tiny brooms.

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