Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...

Will Curl Up And Dye For You

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?

Curl up and dye

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A couple of fast ones

Handkerchief - Cold storage

Beauty parlour - A place for women to curl up and dye

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Jokes for driving by the beauty school

Each time we drive by the beauty school I attempt a dad joke. Here are some of my favorites.

I wonder how often they use highlighters in their coursework.

Do you think they have extension courses?

Students are dying to get out of there.

Does every teacher allow makeup work?

You know, they're doing the opposite of filing for unemployment.

I wonder how often they change the locks in there?

Do you think cutting class is a requirement?

Does each student have a permanent record?

Do my puns make you want to curl up and dye?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kentuckeyken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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The people at my hair salon make me wanna..

Curl up and dye.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Dad joked my cat

Me and my boyfriend were sitting in bed watching a James Bond movie when my cat crawled under the blanket and curled beside me. I said to him "she's under cover". He pulled up the blanket and started blowing on her - I asked him what he was doing, and he said "blowing her cover".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rikeus
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Dadjoked my brother's roommate

While visiting my brother at college, he roommate came and started talking with us. He proceeded to pick up one of his dumbbells and start doing some curls. He then tells me, 'I like to fuck around with this thing from time to time." My response, 'Well I hope you clean it after each session." My brother could barely hold back his laughter while the roommate starred at me then shook his head.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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