Copermicus
A frizzbee
Now she's spiraling out of control.
"If I were going into news and my last name were Curly, I think I would have it straightened."
Curly fries.
[the Three Stooges pick names out of a hat, to determine who gets to marry which girl]
Larry (Larry Fine): I got Florabell!
Florabelle: Darling!
Moe (Moe Howard): I got Corabell!
Corabelle: Oh, Darling!
Curly (Curly Howard): I got Stetson! What one is she?
(from the Three Stooges short film, The Sitter-Downers)
The cur owner virus.
Because it's cur-rent
I have really long a curly hair that people tend to compliment. So whenever someone says "I like your hair" or something of the like, I say "Thanks! I grew it myself!"
Me: I'm going to go mow. Wife: See you later Curly.
My roommate asked us if she should curl her hair or straighten it Guy Roommate 1: "We like you so much better with curly hair" Guy Roommate 2: "Yeah, you're such a bitch when you straighten your hair" Me: "Seriously, your hair goes straight to your head!"
... (awkward silence followed by berating me with anti-pun comments, jealous)
Edit: grammar stuffs
YOU CURS
