Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”
What's the rabbit doing at the stylists?
Getting a harecut.
(Came up with this one myself and I'm not even a dad)
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
Why was the hungry rabbit so mellow?
Because he didn't have a carrot in the world
I hate eating at restaurants that serve rabbit...
I always end up with a hare in my food...
So I used to own a rabbit farm.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?
Have you heard about the bald rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Rabbits are really bad at math
But they're good at multiplication.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Jazz.
I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
What number do rabbits call when they have an emergency?
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
“It’s a little fit bunny.”
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
Elton John has brought a treadmill for his pet rabbit
It's a little fit bunny...
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
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