Why aren't koalas classified as bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications!
Why is a koala not a real bear?
Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?
Because he wanted the right to bear arms.
I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.
My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears
I told him they don't have tge right koalafications.
My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?
Did you know Koalas live in groups?
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalifications
Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
Why can't you call Koalas as Koala Bears?
Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.
Why are koalas not considered bears?
Because they're not koalafied...
Why didn’t the koala get the job?
What do Koala bears find nice about life?
The koalaity of life is rising.
Why isn’t a koala a real bear?
It didn’t meet all the koalafications.
A picky koala bear was holding onto a tree and thought
"This tree isn't of great koalaty"
Credit to u/poopellar
on a post including koalas
What exercise equipment does a koala use?
Why aren't koala's considered bears?
Because they don't koalify for the position
I went to the zoo too see some koalas....
There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didn’t meet the koalafications
My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.
He was always going on about those damn tree-huggers.
Why do Koalas work in factories?
Why cant a bear become a koala?
It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!
Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?
Why isn’t a koala bear a real bear?
Because it lacks the koala-fications.
(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).
I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?
That's a really good koality picture.
Why wasn't the koala hired after his job interview?
He didn't have the right koalafications
Today I learned that koala bears aren't actually bears.
Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.
Why are koalas always unemployed?
Because they're unkoalified
What did the koalas say to the barber?
What do koalas call the end of days?
Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Because they don't have the koalafications.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the koalafications!
Why aren’t koalas considered bears.
Because they don’t meet the koala ifictations
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Because the don’t meet the koalafications.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they dont meet the koalafications
Why aren't koalas considered bears
They don't have the koalafications
Why aren't koalas considered real bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications
There’s a reason koalas aren’t bears.
They don’t meet the Koalafications!
Why don’t koala bears hang around with all the other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Why aren't Koalas considered "Real Bears"?
They don't meet the koala-fications.
Why koala bears don't hang around all other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Why don’t koalas get along with other bears??
Because they don’t meet their koala-fications
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the koalafications.
Why aren't Koala's consisderd Bears? Because they dont have the right Koalafications.
Why isn't a koala bear a real bear
Because they aren't koala-fied
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