Why aren't koalas classified as bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications!

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Why is a koala not a real bear?

It was not (Koala)fied

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Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?

Because he wanted the right to bear arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theAchilliesHIV
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I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.

I had a Koala tea time.

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My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears

I told him they don't have tge right koalafications. My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?

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Did you know Koalas live in groups?

So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...

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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalifications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
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Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-ifications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
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Why can't you call Koalas as Koala Bears?

Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.

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Why are koalas not considered bears?

Because they're not koalafied...

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Koalas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
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Why didn’t the koala get the job?

He wasn’t koalafied!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomahawk27
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What do Koala bears find nice about life?

The koalaity of life is rising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walleyisgood234
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Why isn’t a koala a real bear?

It didn’t meet all the koalafications.

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A picky koala bear was holding onto a tree and thought

"This tree isn't of great koalaty"

Credit to u/poopellar

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on a post including koalas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiniKMarty
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What exercise equipment does a koala use?

A Eucalyptical

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Why aren't koala's considered bears?

Because they don't koalify for the position

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I went to the zoo too see some koalas....

There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didn’t meet the koalafications

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My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.

He was always going on about those damn tree-huggers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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Why do Koalas work in factories?

They have good koality.

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Yes. Koala love indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
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Why cant a bear become a koala?

It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quoto21
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Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?

Yptus. You call Yptus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
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Why isn’t a koala bear a real bear?

Because it lacks the koala-fications.

(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).

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I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?

That's a really good koality picture.

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Why wasn't the koala hired after his job interview?

He didn't have the right koalafications

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Today I learned that koala bears aren't actually bears.

Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.

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A koala walks into a restaurant. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
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Why are koalas always unemployed?

Because they're unkoalified

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What did the koalas say to the barber?

Eucalyptus!

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What do koalas call the end of days?

The Eupocalypse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braggyslaggy
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Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the koalafications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marleysapples
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Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the koalafications!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lat_Apex
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Why aren’t koalas considered bears.

Because they don’t meet the koala ifictations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildSlothMan
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

Because the don’t meet the koalafications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jammiedodger018
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they dont meet the koalafications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealPetross
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Why aren't koalas considered bears

They don't have the koalafications

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Why aren't koalas considered real bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrinkItInMan11
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There’s a reason koalas aren’t bears.

They don’t meet the Koalafications!

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Why don’t koala bears hang around with all the other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-fications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eachard
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Why aren't Koalas considered "Real Bears"?

They don't meet the koala-fications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alunde05ps
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Why koala bears don't hang around all other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-fications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElexCube
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Why don’t koalas get along with other bears??

Because they don’t meet their koala-fications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kartik-rao
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Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the koalafications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcNasty412
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Why aren't Koala's consisderd Bears? Because they dont have the right Koalafications.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarthakdit
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Why isn't a koala bear a real bear

Because they aren't koala-fied

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