My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
I was out walking the dogs today, and a friend asked me if they were Jack Russells ?
Nah...they're mine, I said.
My friend Jack Glasscock could never sneak up on people.
Everyone could always see when he was coming.
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
I know it sounds cheesy, but when I’m with my friends Colby and jack...
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on.
The suspension is killing me.
What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
A man is walking his dogs and another guy asks “excuse me are they Jack Russels?”
The owner quickly replies, “No, they’re mine!”
What do you say when you find Jack's Druga?
I’m hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
You should never say “hi” to your friend Jack at the airport.
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
I know a guy, Jack, who can talk to vegetables
TIL Jack can communicate with vegetables...
Jack and the beans talk...
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
I have a friend named Jack that can talk to vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!!!
How do you mend a broken jack-o'-lantern?
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
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