Redhead Jack
You remember the story of Jack and the Beanstock? Imagine if Jack had red hair.
Hints:
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
This one is a bit dark.
Ok, too subtle perhaps:
>!Outside of the U.S., red heads are generally called "gingers". Thus, redhead Jack is a ginger, and if the giant makes his bread from Jack's bones, he has made bread out of a ginger, which makes it...!<
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to file a complaint about the location of the well.
Did you know I used to be a Lumber Jack? It was only during one summer, though.
I just couldn't, hack it.
Because I didn't have the, chops.
So they, gave me the axe.
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
Jack was greeted by several people this morning.
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
What did the lumber jack day when he dropped his axe?
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?
I was out walking the dogs today, and a friend asked me if they were Jack Russells ?
Nah...they're mine, I said.
My friend Jack Glasscock could never sneak up on people.
Everyone could always see when he was coming.
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
I know it sounds cheesy, but when I’m with my friends Colby and jack...
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on.
The suspension is killing me.
What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
I know a guy, Jack, who can talk to vegetables
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
TIL Jack can communicate with vegetables...
Jack and the beans talk...
I have a friend named Jack that can talk to vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!!!
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