Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
I'm drawing a blank...
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
It’ll be a squid pro roe.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
Because it kept running out of the pen
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
Especially if it’s a family owned business
...but I just don't see it.
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"
The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."
Because it always ran out of the pen
It became indelible.
Because I just farted.
He held up two fingers and said, "it's tat two o'clock"...
Their father was in the pen.
Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...
