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He replied βIβm a big metal fan!β
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what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia
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︎ Mar 02 2021
There are three kinds of people in this world:
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Those who can't.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
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︎ Feb 07 2021
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What kind of watercraft go in a line?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What kind of room do speed racers stay in?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?
Bam-Boo floors.
Happy Halloween to all!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
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︎ Oct 19 2020
There are 3 kinds of people in this world
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︎ Aug 14 2020
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︎ Sep 26 2020
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︎ Sep 08 2020
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︎ Sep 29 2020
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
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︎ Sep 16 2020
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︎ Sep 04 2020
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What kind of shoes are best for sneaking around in?
Leather ones, because theyβre made of Hide.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
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︎ May 11 2020
There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Whatβs the worst kind of jelly to put in your PB&J?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What kind of birds do you find in Chernobyl?
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︎ May 15 2020
The vice president seemed kind of worried and lost in thought the other day.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other βwhat kind of music do you like?β
The other replies βWell, Iβm a big metal fan.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".
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︎ Nov 03 2020
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︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
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