Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia

kidnap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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There are three kinds of people in this world:

Those who can add; and,

Those who can't.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What kind of tree shakes in the cold?

A brrrrrch.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerroristOgre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What kind of homes do they have in Wakanda?

Wakandominiums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1976kdawg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?

Triple Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What kind of watercraft go in a line?

Rowboats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What kind of gun is common in Canada?

An β€œEh K”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharmerino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?

A rabitat.

My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_muso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What kind of room do speed racers stay in?

...Vroom vroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eijensama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?

A macauliflower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole

It all gets spaghettified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of floors do Ghosts prefer in their homes?

Bam-Boo floors.

Happy Halloween to all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crowkiller06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What kind of grades do pirates get in school?

High C's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinged_wolf9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?

Tumble weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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There are two kinds of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

But the conversation went a rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?

Saxon lunches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/der_innkeeper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What kind of ghost lives in your nose?

A boo-ger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of jokes are allowed in quarantine?

Inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchoolOnSunday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?

Dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TennaTelwan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What kind of shoes are best for sneaking around in?

Leather ones, because they’re made of Hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reverend_Giggles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostehmost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?

A Round House.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dummdukk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What’s the worst kind of jelly to put in your PB&J?

Traffic Jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonBonleone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What kind of birds do you find in Chernobyl?

U-crane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poe3inmotion
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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The vice president seemed kind of worried and lost in thought the other day.

He seemed very pensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What kind of card does a sea captain get when he is in the hospital?

Get whale soon

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Achi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kassetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Famousspy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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