Ima Puns

A list of puns related to "Ima"

I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

An artificial Swedener

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👤︎ u/good_old_jrmint
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Ima social vegan

I avoid meet

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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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Why do you never see cows sleeping?

Because they go to bed pasture bedtime.

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👤︎ u/drgoosebeard
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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What’d the baby in the womb say after 9 months?

“Ight, ima head out”

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👤︎ u/billbrasky43
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?

I ain't alfredo no ghost

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👤︎ u/themartianmaster
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?

Inflation.

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👤︎ u/eternalrefuge86
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill

Those were the darkest days of my life

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👤︎ u/potatocruncher74
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What did the butt say when he left the room?

Tootaloo

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did one nut say to the other nut, while playing tag?

Ima cashew.

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👤︎ u/BibleMain
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What did the Indian girl say to her boyfriend after he asked her to move in?

Nah, ima stay

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👤︎ u/McDiddy2
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Little sister dad joked our Dad

So me and my family went on a whale watching trip on a Sunday afternoon. We were hungry so me, my dad and my sister waited in a concession stand line to buy snacks while we were on the boat. My dad tells my sister to grab what ever she wants and she looks at him with the biggest smile and says "Oh don't tell me that dad, Ima go...over board". Highlight of the trip.

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👤︎ u/markymark96mm
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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Laid this one on my dad today

Me: Man my galaxy S3 is trash

Dad: Yeah when I decide to get a smart phone ima get one of those apples.

Me: Really? Apples run on electricity now?

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👤︎ u/MrMuffinn
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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