Hundred Dollar Bill Puns

A waist of money.

i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it

"Where's the box of half off one hundred dollar bills?"

I asked the guy at the store if he could break a hundred dollar bill. He said sure no problem. I then asked if I could have the pieces. Blank look ensued

It was a waist of money