Hive Up Puns

A list of puns related to "Hive Up"

An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”

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👤︎ u/gothwhopper
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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I mean, he did kill a lot of ants.

So I get back home from college this weekend and my mom was explaining to me how we had a pretty bad ant infestation coming in through our kitchen wall.

My dad proceeds to tell me that he's gone through two bags of ant bait (they pick the food up and bring it back to the hive) already.

I say, oh wow you must be getting pretty good at killing ants then, and he says "I guess you can just call me the master-baiter". I had to stop and literally applaud him. My mom just rolled her eyes as usual, but I have to give it to the old man this time.

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👤︎ u/I_Need_A_Blumpkin
📅︎ Oct 25 2014
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