My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Whenever my dad is stressed, he breaks into hives.

I don’t know why he takes it out on bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?

Honey, I’m home!

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What's the difference between a poke in the eye and a poke in the hive?

One makes you see bad, the other makes a bee sad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidDene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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There was an existential crisis in the hive.

The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcOnToActurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive?

A wanna-bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Sometimes my son breaks into hives.

Not sure why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I have noticed recently that my son keeps breaking into hives.

I have no idea why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.

I have no idea why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I went to buy 12 new bees for my hive...

The manager gave me 13.

He said it was a free-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmatepaul
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?

An adobee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Did you see the hive?

It was a sight to behold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenryRHolly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?

She tells them to Bee productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterLB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.

The seller said, β€œOh, that last one is a freebee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothwhopper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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So uhm hive got a lot to say about it but hive bee-n thinking about it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idunnoppl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebongreaper666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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While working on my hives I see a woman with a magnificent body that makes me want to stop what I'm doing.

Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee leaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Why do bee's stay in their hive in the winter?

'swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemigodRob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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A large bee hive can have over 10,000 bees. Where do all those bees go to use the bathroom?

The BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisgoggs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater

And my dad had this to say about the event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YonuNautilus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter

Swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why do bees stay together inside their hive over winter?

S'warm

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My friend works with bee hives

When I see him working I tell him to bee careful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emo-Asian-Abuser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What are the chances of being stung by a bee when walking past a hive?

There are numerous probabilibees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What do you call a very fast bee hive?

Hivelocity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TsunamiMage999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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I gotta go see a doctor. Seems every time I get stung by a bee, I get hives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimBobBoBubba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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What did the nervous dad say to his kid trying to harvest honey from an angry hive?

"Just let them bee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrew_Z
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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can't decide if i want to go to the Hives concert

don't want to make any rash decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Did you hear about the guy who walked into a hanging hive?

He was bee-headed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neuroghost
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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For the last few months, my son has been breaking into hives.

Not sure why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?

β€˜Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Every few weeks, my son breaks into hives.

I don’t why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?

Hi Honey, I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocopops029
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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What do bees say when they return to the hive?

Honey, I’m home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DERPYOLO22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?

Hi honey, I'm comb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paylmowtin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter?

Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalfan2680
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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