A termite walks into a bar

and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Two termites walk into a bar

"Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eawesome00
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What did the termite say when he walked intoa bar?

Where's the bar tender?

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What kind of salad do termites eat

House salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rancid_seagull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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A termite walked into a bar and said β€œhey is the bartender here?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yepitsdad
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Termites hate the music of Queen.

But they love Styx.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?

He brought the house down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and says: β€œis the BAR TENDER here?”

This probably isn’t the first time you’ve seen this joke

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Two termites walk into a bar

And ask β€œWhere’s the bar-tender?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxFezzgigxX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and says ...

β€œis your bartender here?”

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Still not getting it?

He's a termite. He's eats wood. He's curious if the wood your bar is made out of is tender. "Is your bar tender here?" or said another way "is the bar here tender?"

It's funnier after I explained it, right? That's what my wife always tells me.

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Why don't termites drink coffee?

Because then they'd be jitter bugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alvaro_avalos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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A toothless termite walks into a bar...

He sits down, looks around and asks the guy beside him "hey, where's the bar tender?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homesick_hobo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...

Is the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjosandcellos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A termite walks into a bar

And asks, "Where's the bartender?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...

is the Bar Tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A toothless termite walks into a bar

And asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A termite walks into a bar and asks

β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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A termite walks into a bar.

He says,”Hey! Where’s the bartender?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorenaBobbedIt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A termite walks into a bar. He sits down and asks...

"Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
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A termite walks into a bar

And asks "is the bartender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bminus
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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and says, β€œHey!”

β€œWhere’s the bar tender?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meepsmops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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A termite walks into a bar

He asks: " Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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A termite goes to a bar...

Is this bar tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and asks...

"is the bartender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoobzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Two termites walk into a bar

One asks β€˜Is the Bar tender here?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A toothless termite walks in to a bar and asks

Is the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLuke7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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A termite walks into a pub

And asks 'Is the bar tender here?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Termite walks into a bar

Says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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A termite walks into a bar and asks

"Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderwizard42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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A termite walks into a bar

He slams his fist down on the bar and says β€œWhere is the bar tender?”

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a termite walked into a bar and asked....

"is the bartender here?"

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A termite walks in to a bar

He says, "Is the bartender here?"

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The toothless termite goes up to a bar and asks,

"Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StraightBollocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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A termite walks into a bar...

...and he asks the waitress "Is the bartender?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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A termite walks into a bar and asks,

β€œIs the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_es
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So a termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

Is the bar tender here?

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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A termite walks into a bar...

And asks, β€œis the bartender here?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwnz0rd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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One Day A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks

Is the bar tender here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/docjimbo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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So a termite walks into a bar and asks...

Where is the bartender?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kemikulhalo
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A termite walks into a bar

He sits down and asks "is the bar tender here?"

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