My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
A man goes to a beekeeper and asks for 12 bees. He counts, and sees he has been given 13....
“Sir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies “Oh, that’s a freebie”
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
Did you know bees tend to have unusual religious beliefs?
That's because they're insects
What country's bees can store the most data?
Where did Noah keep his bees?
What kind of Bees make Milk?
Boobies
Imma head out before y'all yell at me
Did you know that bees communicate by dancing?
You rarely hear of bees getting in trouble
Did you know that all bees are born near the ocean?
What do you call Bees from the USA?
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
What do you call a bees butt?
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What kind of bees are made of plastic?
Went to the pet store and ordered a dozen bees. I noticed that the clerk gave me 13...
so I asked if that was a free bee. He replied, "No, that's called a baker's dozen. If you spent less time reading reposts on Reddit, you would know that."
A joke told to me by a friend's child. How do bees get to school?
How do we save the bees?
We ask all the “straight A” students to back off... just a little.
Why do Australian bees never get into trouble?
Because they always beehive
Where do Bees stay when they go on holiday? 🐝
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
Me- “You gave me one too many”
Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”
Did you know male bees die after having sex?
They call it the “honey nut cheerio”.
But then bees will just be BS
I went to buy some bees from a beekeeper, I asked him for 100 bees and he counted out 110. I said "No, no that's too many" He replied...
"Dont worry, those are freebees"
Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
Purchasing bees
Customer: I asked for 7 bees but you’ve given me 8?
Pet shop owner: yep, that’s a freebie :)
What kind of bees make milk?
Did you know bees communicate by dancing?
What type of bees make milk?
What kind of bees produce milk?
I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."
What kind of bees produce milk?
What kinda bees produce milk?
I went to the beekeeper and asked for 12 bees, he gave me 13...
That's a free-bee be said.
I went to the beekeeper to get a dozen bees. They gave me 13.
The extra one was a free bee.
What kind of Bees produce milk?
What kind of bees make milk?
What kind of bees make milk?
What are the only bees that make milk?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They only have honeycombs!
Where did Noah keep his bees ?
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