It was Erie.

I call it my trail mix.

From there, it's all downhill.

I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

Norway you’ll get me to do that

BIKINGS

Almost made me puma pants!

I nearly puma pants.

I said “it’s all downhill from here!”

A trail mix

He was in Denali.

Because he wanted to Rome

Edit: fixed typo

It was a soul-crushing experience.

Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

Because you're looking a little chilly

So I said “Bee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

Now I know where we stand.

Bernie’s mountain dog!

He has hives.

It was unbearable to watch

and I like my Corona without Lyme.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

Son: Hiking?

Dad: I'm not king, I'm dad.

Hey guys, relatively new dad here. Pretty proud of myself because this came naturally. My 7 mo daughter, wife and I were hiking yesterday. My daughter was strapped to the front of me, and she started to stink. We found a field to lay her on her changing mat and change her diaper. She had a complete explosion so it required an outfit change. I looked up at my wife and said “looks like I’ll be performing a field dressing”. Corny af I know, but it made my wife laugh 😆!

It's a trail blazer.

One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...

...and then it dawned on him.

almost made me puma pants

I call it my trail mix

Almost made me puma pants

I called it a Trail Mix. :

I call it my Trail Mix

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I call it my trail mix

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

I call it my trail mix.

I call it my Trail Mix

I call it my trail mix.

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

I call it my Trail Mix.

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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I call it my Trail Mix