A list of puns related to "High Pressure"
Iβm just glad itβs not ugly
"Until the pressure got to him."
but got fired because I wasnβt good at high pressure sales.
It causes high mud pressure.
The atmosphere at work was too high-pressure and lost his cool.
He couldn't stand the high pressure situation
Itβs high-pressure work but someoneβs gotta do it...
While sitting on a gurney in the ER for chest pains (he's fine, just high blood pressure):
Doctor: So, what brought you here today? Father-in-law: The ambulance.
Since you guys enjoyed my dad moment in math class I thought I'd share my chemistry moment too.
So we are discussing atmospheric pressure and my teacher thought it be a good example to ask us to stand up to example how we can overcome the pressure. So everyone is standing and I remain sitting,
Teacher: so what's stoping you from standing up?
Me: Peer pressure
Followed by rejected high fives
Sometimes I go flying with my dad who's a pilot. The other day we're approaching our home airport and dad radios the tower to get the weather. "Winds calm, barometer is 30.12 and rising." Without hesitation he quips "Sounds like we're heading into a high pressure situation, eh son?"
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