Hershey's Puns

I prefer dark chocolate

"Ah! Foiled again"

He’s accused of fudging the numbers.

be called a Hehim?

Her/she

"Where do you guy's stock the he/hims?"

Just picked up a Kït Kaát. Now to put it together...

Because Mars has monopoly

Then I go buy Hershey's.

(I told my dad this joke and he loved it so I figured if it made a dad laugh it could count as a dad joke)

Hershey Walker

That's the joke.

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

And my pronouns are Hershey.

Reese PCs.

Yeah, I hear they're PUDDING the competition out of business!

I wonder if they have a report for their separate products, like to show how well their individual items are selling. Maybe like a Heath Ledger

Son: <puts Hershey kiss on head like a hat> look mom I’m a gnome! Me: oh wow, I’m your mom I should have gnome Son: <smirks> Your jokes are better than dad’s Me: 😁

Hershey's

A Hershey Baa

Hershey

It was so wonderful, it brought a tear to the eye! His sister got home from a friend's house when he showed her a package of Turtles he bought for her. Her immediate response was " Score!! Without missing a beat, he said "Actually, those are Turtles"

I've never been so proud!

Hershey.