“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
This condition is caused by inflammation of the plantar fascia along the bottom of your foot, and it can cause pretty intense heel pain.
After I got home from work last night I tried to soak my foot in some hot water. My wife saw me and said, "That isn't going to work..."
I said, "Hey! I am allowed to have my ache and heat it, too!"
She just stared at me for a moment, shook her head, and walked out of the room...
She’s reached new heights
I call it drag racing.
...and since I directly fell in love with them, I had to send a photo of me wearing them to some friends and somehow also my to dad.
I got responses like "You look hot" or "So sexy!".
My dad's response: "You must be so tall wearing them. I guess I know who's getting a helmet for christmas!"
Her: "she's too young for heels, like where's she going to wear them?" Me: "on her feet"
Dairy Queen...
A shoe horn
Me: are you stomping?
Her: no, my shoes are hollow so they make a lot of noise.
Me: all shoes are hollow, IT'S HOW WE GET OUR FEET IN!
Her: <rolls eyes>
I was wearing high heels, which is unusual for me, and talking with two friends when I said, "Hey [Friend 1], I'm almost taller than you!" (I'm a shorty, 5'2")
Friend 2, "Nah Brunchy you still have a lot to go"
Me, "Well then these heels are pointless."
Friend 1, "Yeah they have a rounded front."
She's going to be a fantastic dad one day.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
I told him yes, but it’ll heel.
He had an incredible ability to heel
He said it’s nice toe meet you
On the day my daughter was born Nurse: We're gonna have to give her a few shots in her heel. Me: Her heel?! She's not going to be able to walk for months!
A shoe.
He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
Don't often think about my feet. They are usually the furthest thing from my mind.
But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha
Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target
My friend: What?
Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!
It’s almost all heeled
Thankfully there were no soles lost.
Then she told me to take off her heels and bra, then she told me to take her panties off. And then she told me to stop wearing her clothes
That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
I still can't believe the guy in high heels won.
I tell them: it’s in my sole
They were sole mates
She said, "what the heel!"
I'll reboot you
He said it could be months until it heels.
... because they take so long to heel.
I was head over heels
It was his Achilles heel.
...is my Achille’s knee.
It was sole destroying.
I told him yes, but it’ll heel.
I was head over heels...
