Sonic.
I know this is bad. Literally fight me
"Oi!" I challenged.
"Why won't you share that hedge with anyone else?"
Barbed wire.
To get to his flat mate.
A porkupine.
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
And then added: You know? Sonic the Hedgehog?
I burst out laughing, telling him as if he needed to distinguish him from Sonic the Crown Attorney. He just stared at me and flatly told me to go tell me dad friends.
Intermittent fasting.
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
Same middle name
A hedgehog!
But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!
One of my housemates said he thought a hedgehog would make a cool pet, I replied "Nah, you don't want a hedgehog, they're all pricks."
Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.
Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.
Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.
Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.
Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.
A hedgehog
Why can't they just share the hedges?
Why can't they just share the hedge?
To see his flat mate.
To see his flatmates
To see his flat mate
