22 Hilarious Hedgehog Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them

Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”

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👤︎ u/Nikoklis

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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HedgeHog

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👤︎ u/Jordon21O

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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I shaved a hedgehog once

It was pointless

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👤︎ u/the_lone_deviant

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Hedgehogs.....

Why can't they just share the hedges?

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👤︎ u/Thatjoethom

📅︎ Sep 21 2019

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I was once offered a hedgehog pie

I didn't dare eat it as I thought it was spiked.

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👤︎ u/jezreel62

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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The Sonic the hedgehog trailer has dropped right on the eve of Ramadan, this is a subtle nod to the fact that Sonic's gotta go fast

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👤︎ u/theMightyPanda27

📅︎ May 05 2019

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What’s a hedgehogs favorite restaurant?

Sonic.

I know this is bad. Literally fight me

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👤︎ u/jmiddleton6

📅︎ Sep 03 2018

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Why is Sonic the Hedgehog a good, god-fearing Muslim?

Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"

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👤︎ u/Dagusiu

📅︎ May 31 2019

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What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?

Ouch

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👤︎ u/Jimbob8745

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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How does Sonic the Hedgehog stay in shape?

Intermittent fasting.

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👤︎ u/PowerRaptor

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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Looking Sharp

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👤︎ u/KunGDark

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?

A slow poke

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👤︎ u/browsingwhileishit

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Technically, they both have some spiky stuff

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👤︎ u/Skupsik

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?

A hedgehog!

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👤︎ u/Calm_Fan_381

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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It's an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share...

But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!

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👤︎ u/jbffed

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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Me : Can I have a shot in the hedge now?

Hedgehog : No!

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👤︎ u/WaxyTax

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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Some quality Christmas dad jokes.

Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.

Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.

Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.

Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.

Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.

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👤︎ u/14andy4

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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What do you call a pig that places multiple bets?

A hedgehog

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👤︎ u/froggreencow

📅︎ Jun 23 2018

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Dadjoked my housemates regarding pets...

One of my housemates said he thought a hedgehog would make a cool pet, I replied "Nah, you don't want a hedgehog, they're all pricks."

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👤︎ u/Cindres91

📅︎ Jul 24 2014

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Fasting

What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog.

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👤︎ u/Clbull

📅︎ Nov 06 2017

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Hedgehogs

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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👤︎ u/bigmeepslarryhoova

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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Hedgehogs?

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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👤︎ u/KzooRichie

📅︎ Jun 28 2016

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