Green Onions Puns

A list of puns related to "Green Onions"

Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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👤︎ u/TrefoilHat
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

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👤︎ u/t1m_b3nz3dr1n3-0
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Have you heard the mischievous new artist MC Green Onion?

Also goes by the name 'Rapscallion'.

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👤︎ u/reyean
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call a green onion with mad rhyme skills?

A Rapscallion

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👤︎ u/petertmcqueeny
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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If Kanye samples "Green Onions" in a track...

...does that make him a rapscallion?

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👤︎ u/ahwitz
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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I'm allergic to green onions

Every time I eat them, I break out in chives.

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Almost got stabbed to bring you this one...

My wife was working on a green bean casserole and couldn't find one of the ingredients.

Wife: Have you seen the can of fried onions?

Me: What does it look like?

Wife: White container, red writing.

Me [Feigning hopeful tones]: Little red writing?

Wife [Relieved]: Yeah!

Me: ...hood?

Wife brandishes knife.

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👤︎ u/chaosTechnician
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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Did you hear about the green onion that went to jail?

Turns out he was a real rapSCALLION

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👤︎ u/christfarrar
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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