Asian Cuisine Puns

A list of puns related to "Asian Cuisine"

Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to

wok this way?

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👤︎ u/allan_collins
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest

It was a Thai

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👤︎ u/Coolface2k
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Dad shows his knowledge of Asian cuisine

My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:

"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.

Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.

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👤︎ u/Lights0ff
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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My dad isn't a fan of Asian cuisine.

Me: "And then we all went out for Thai food..." Dad: "Oh. I don't like strings in my food." Me: pauses; thinks "What?" Dad: "TIED food!"

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👤︎ u/gabsmadblonde
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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👤︎ u/Chivoney
📅︎ Apr 18 2016
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