I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...

...just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sugar_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants

In case you get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shalopalop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I usually wear 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing

Last time I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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So a group of nuns is golfing near some men

A man swings his club and fails to hit the ball.

Man: God damnit, I missed.

A nun shakes her head in disapproval. The man swings again and misses yet again

Man: Damnit, I missed again!

Nun: Sir, if you keep on swearing like that, you're gonna go to hell.

The man then laughs and dismisses the nun's comment. He makes one more attempt at hitting the ball, but to no avail.

Man: God fucking damnit!

The sky then goes dark, a lightning bolt strikes the nun, and you can hear a thundery voice say, "God damnit, I missed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroYo10101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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When I go golfing,I like to bring two coats with me ...

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My friend asked why I brought an extra sock when we went golfing

It's just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topher3003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Went golfing, and it looks that I’ve got a good driver to go around with
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I was golfing with my good buddies...

It was a foursome... Al, Jerry and Gerry. To ease confusion, we just call the (G)Jerry’s by the first letter of their name... so Jay and Gee.

Anyways, we were playing the other day and I could tell that someone was wearing cologne. Why on a golf course? I don’t know.

Now I’m kinda sensitive to odors and aromas and, sure enough, after a few holes, my eyes start to water and I start to sneeze.

I turn to Jay and say β€œI think I’m allergic to someone’s cologne”

Jay responds, β€œHmmm, I’m not wearing cologne, it must be Al or Gee’s”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I went golfing with my wife and her friend the other day...

But I stormed off the course when I realized she was trying to drive a wedge between us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadBodDeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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A buddy of mine and I went golfing the other day...

A buddy of mine and I went golfing the other day, and while we both were doing fairly well on the main stretch, his approach when using his 9 iron was always awful. I felt bad for him, so the next time we went golfing, I brought him some pills I thought would, give him some "help".

"What're these for?" he asked.

I replied, "for your Iron deficiency!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzyMoosen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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My colleague unintentionally: "Yeah I gave up golfing ....

I lacked the drive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dplhollands
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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Golfing with buds

Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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Went golfing this afternoon and brought an extra pair of socks along with me.

Good thing since I got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beccab00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2013
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Dad joked while golfing

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diesel2012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Asked my dad about golfing

Dad loves to golf and he enjoys drinking while golfing. A couple days ago he came over for a visit after a few rounds.

"How was golfing? You seem a little buzzed, did you have a few drinks?"

"Of golf course!"

.....

I cracked up but my husband groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifewithtofu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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Was with some guys golfing and 4 balls hit the water within a minute.

The turtle that was swimming there swam away, frightened. Guess he was shell shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OKSPUD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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Golfing with my dad

My dad who is an avid golfer steps up to the first tee today and says "You know why they call me BMW?"

Me: Why?

He proceeds to crush his drive down the middle of the fairway and says "because I'm the ultimate driving machine".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bethrin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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Golfing with my dad today...

... His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.

I said, "Nice bounce."

He said, "Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O'Shea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwsullivan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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Golfing with the dad

My dad tees off and the ball hooks right into the trees. We try to find it but can't...

"I think it's lost in the woods, dad."

"Welp... Guess next spring a new golf ball tree will be sproutin..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttscreams
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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So I went golfing...

...and my friend got an Eagle. He turns around, very excited and says, "How do ya like that?" So I told him, "Eagles are sub-par."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Milchy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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It's always a great idea for golfers to bring an extra pair of pants when going golfing...

Just incase they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainB_MANN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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You should always wear two pairs of pants when golfing

In case you get a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllDaveAllNight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My dad always has 2 shorts while golfing

Just in case he has a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yackius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Whenever I go golfing I always bring extra socks

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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I always bring an extra pair of socks when I'm golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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If you ever go golfing, make sure to wear two pairs of pants.

In case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uscjusto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing.

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceIceRabies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Golfing

Dad: you should bring two pairs of pants with you when you golfing tomorrow

Me: why?

Dad: in case you get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xenon_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Why do I wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

In case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaboomBaby4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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I always take a second pair of pants golfing

Just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smallgiantman
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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Every time I go golfing I wear two pairs of pants.

Just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocsyn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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It is important to always wear two pairs of pants when golfing...

Just in case you get a hole in one!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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