13 Hilarious Mini Golfing Puns

What do you call it when a creepy guy goes mini golfing?

Off-putting

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👤︎ u/tarantula_watson

📅︎ May 29 2021

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Why are all mini golf players depressed?

They have no drive

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👤︎ u/BeenEatinBeans

📅︎ May 20 2022

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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.

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👤︎ u/rurgtide

📅︎ May 07 2019

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I live just down the road from a mini golf course

You dont even need to drive!

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👤︎ u/Dense_Cup_1479

📅︎ Oct 16 2021

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I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course.

I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.

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👤︎ u/TVLord5

📅︎ Apr 02 2018

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Open a mini golf course on the top floor of The Ritz -

Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".

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👤︎ u/TubbyGarfunkle

📅︎ Nov 18 2013

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Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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👤︎ u/JoeLouie

📅︎ Jan 19 2020

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My kids won’t let me play mini-golf with them anymore

After my first stroke it all went downhill

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👤︎ u/Dsgorman

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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Got my kids while playing mini golf

Me: "Golf is a game of patience." Daughter: "Well I don't like patience." Me: "You'd better not become a doctor, then!"

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👤︎ u/ihazacorm

📅︎ Oct 12 2014

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Dadjokes go under-appreciated on Facebook

A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:

"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"

Well, I couldn't let this one go.

"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".

At least one person in the status thought I was funny.

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👤︎ u/studionashvegas

📅︎ May 16 2014

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That may be misquoted

At a mini golf course where they post trivia questions on the start of each hole.

Dad: "Here's an easy one for ya. Who said that E=MC^2?" Me: "Easy, Einstein"
Dad: "Wrong, I just said it, you lose."

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👤︎ u/djjosh1102

📅︎ Jan 11 2014

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overheard At the custard place

A dad was with a big group of kids and a statue at this ice cream/custard/mini golf place was holding an Unidentified object and on of the kids said it looked like poop and the dad said "well it is a cusTURD place"

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👤︎ u/boombotser

📅︎ Jun 25 2015

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Mini-golf players have no drive.

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👤︎ u/D-World

📅︎ Aug 10 2018

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