Get Stuck Puns

A list of puns related to "Get Stuck"

If I get stuck in a desert island, I want my companion to be Anne

Because she Hathaway

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👤︎ u/IpomeaBatatas
📅︎ Mar 07 2022
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My friend managed to get himself stuck in some gorilla glue, flex tape and cooking oil. He called me asking for some help so I replied...

Sorry but I dont wanna get stuck in the middle of all this.

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👤︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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I got a peanut stuck in my ear so my doctor advised me to pour in some melted chocolate to get it out

It came out a treat

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👤︎ u/StonedApe69
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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👤︎ u/Elephants_Foot
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why did the man driving the train get stuck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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👤︎ u/wolfy621
📅︎ May 07 2020
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My wife told me that she hates revolving doors and is afraid that she’ll get stuck in them.

I said, “You’ll come around eventually.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Imagine you're a prisoner stuck in a cell. How do you get out?

Stop imagining

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ May 30 2015
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What do you call it when a farmer is stuck in his house and can’t get out to the fields?

Corn-tine

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👤︎ u/Mr-Man11
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half in the toaster?

Top Parts

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👤︎ u/WesleySnopes
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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An accident at the local miniature horse factory caused a tiny horse to get stuck on a worker's rectum.

Doctors describe his condition as(s) stable.

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👤︎ u/SupremeChampionOfDi
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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You are stuck in a cement room with only a table and a chainsaw, how do you get out?

You cut the table in half, because two halves make a hole.

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👤︎ u/Rottweiler67
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I don’t want to get stuck in a chimney on Christmas...

I have Santa Claustrophobia.

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👤︎ u/Werwanderflugen
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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What do you do when you get your toe stuck in the mud?

Call a toe (tow) truck!

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👤︎ u/joanneshands
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Had a viagara pill get stuck in my throat

Gave me a stiff neck

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👤︎ u/stinksnots
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Why did Edward get stuck in Russia?

He was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/heyyouguys24
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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You know there's a vegetable which is almost impossible to get stuck in your throat?

Yeah, it's really artichoke.

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👤︎ u/EpicPunz
📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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I'm stuck in a migraine clinic hoping to get some relief. IVan is my new buddy imgur.com/yM0ejnb
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👤︎ u/elithecat
📅︎ Nov 15 2013
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My wife told me the other day she hates revolving doors, and is afraid to get stuck in them.

I told her, “You’ll come around eventually.”

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What does Santa get when he's stuck in a chimney?

CLAUStrophobia.

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👤︎ u/ctsmith76
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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