Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases"

He doesn't react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellimnotdeadyet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I tried to make a joke about noble gases

Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zBauk
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Do not inhale poisonous gases

Or you will sulfer the consequences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumerseth1996
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I have quite a few jokes on noble gases...

...but I've forgotten a great deal of them. From my memory, most of them Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don't cause reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Credit to u/neitral-fella r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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AirPods, more like...

78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimReaperSr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I wanted to create a superhero

I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stark_gauntlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Dadjoked by lecturer

Talking about particle detectors he asked the audience what gases were used in them. No-one has a clue.

"So... I guess that's hard to gas"

I was the only one laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup3r_hero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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My friend's dad pulled this one tonight

Friend: We're studying the 3 phases in Chemistry. Solids, Liquids, Gases...

Friend's Dad: What happens after you eat at Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerkcchew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."

Helium doesn't react!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Argon walks into a bar. Bartender says β€œsorry we don’t serve noble gases here”

Argon doesn’t react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Once you scare the noble gases...

They Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Zurita
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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A group of noble gases walk into a bar

Bartender: β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here” They don’t react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyjohnjones1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Helium walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium just didn't react.

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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the King farted ?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Royal etiquette: If Queen Elizabeth accidentally burps during dinner, the other guests must pretend that nothing happened.

Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Helium walks into a bar

the bartender says, "we don't serve noble gases in here". He doesn't react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mainbridge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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A nobel gas walks into a bar.

Thanks bartender says that he doesn't serve Nobel gases.

It doesn't react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DupeTheBarrel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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So helium walks into a bar...

The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium had no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshallu2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2015
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A helium molecule walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gases in here!"

Helium doesn't react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NUCLEAR_WALRUS
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