Gases E Puns

Because noble gases do not cause reactions.

My understanding of gases is airy. And my opinions on liquids are wishy washy.

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 light-years from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony on the way."

They had been driving for a couple of minutes when the recruit saw glowing buildings far away.

"Why are the buildings shining like that?", he asked.

"Didn't they brief you about the colony?", the driver asked "We don't call it Anti-Earth for no reason, it's literally the opposite of Earth. Any element rare on Earth is as common as carbon (C) here, and interestingly carbon (C) doesn't occur naturally here. So we had to make good of what we had, the buildings are made of rare metals like radium (Ra) which glow in the dark."

After half an hour they arrived at what seemed the main highway, the road had a faint bluish glow and the sides were lined with metallic posts shining faintly in the double moonlight. They stopped near a small dilapidated shack with the words "COMMUNICATION OFFICE" crudely etched on the walls.

"This is your office. You are supposed to handle communications for the colony," the driver said. "We can't use any wireless communication as the high amount of radioactive gases in the atmosphere interferes with the signal, so we have to use a type of telegraph instead. Come on, I'll show you our most important resource."

They walked a bit till they reached a plantation full of bizarre trees. Some were made of precious metals, some of common earth metals and some of them were glowing radioactively.

"This is the plantation for building the posts. We brought these seeds from Earth and planted them, apparently as they couldn't get the conventional elements they just used what the soil contained. We just sell the gold (Au), silver (Ag) and platinum (Pt) trees to Earth, the iron (Fe) and aluminium (Al) are used for constructing equipment and there are some pretty rare elements like uranium (U) and astatine (At) (which is the rarest element on Earth) which are used for scientific research. However, these aren't what we are here for."

The driver motioned him to follow him towards a small area of trees with a silvery sheen to them.

"These are made of rhenium (Re) one of the densest elements with one of the highest melting and boiling points. It is strong enough to withstand the toxic atmosphere and radioa

Noble gases

Noble gases have no reaction.

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium just didn't react.

Because noble gases don't cause reaction

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Credit to u/neitral-fella r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here

78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods

I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.

Talking about particle detectors he asked the audience what gases were used in them. No-one has a clue.

"So... I guess that's hard to gas"

I was the only one laughing.

Friend: We're studying the 3 phases in Chemistry. Solids, Liquids, Gases...

Friend's Dad: What happens after you eat at Taco Bell.

Noble gases have no reaction.

Noble gases have no reaction.

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.

the bartender says, "we don't serve noble gases in here". He doesn't react

Thanks bartender says that he doesn't serve Nobel gases.

It doesn't react.

Bartender: “We don’t serve noble gases here” They don’t react

The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve noble gases here."

Helium had no reaction.

The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gases in here!"

Helium doesn't react.