Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
Whizdom
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
Remains to be seen!
That’s a lot of wasted votes
You gotta act like a nut
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
A drugby player
Like, you gain inheritance, you lose your dad.
I need to stop eating cold turkey
Wat goes a round, comes a round
It happened by snaccident.
An incestment
But I'm in for a penne so I'm in for a pound
My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.
When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:
"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."
They use Asteroids.
By putting on some wait.
You could say the tides have turned.
Ill be here all night folks.
I responded by telling them that if I’m really patient, I gain wait
In high school they got good Marx.
A taller ant
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
A dog-ree.
Response: "Gains? Laundry detergent doesn't provide that many benefits, hun."
Fuck.
