I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.

It will be called FroYo Information.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
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📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Anyone want some frozen yogurt? imgur.com/wJPs0nZ
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What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt?

Sherbert

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📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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My dad got me some frozen yogurt...

http://imgur.com/E536qZx

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Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!

Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!

It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!

Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!

Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

TL/DR:

If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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My best one yet.

So a few of my friends and I were exploring a new city and decided to get some frozen yogurt. As we're sitting outside the shop eating our FroYo, a lady comes up and asks,

"how is the frozen yogurt here?"

My friends reply with, "it's good, not great though."

So I responded with, "yeah, it's just mediYogurt."

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📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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Publicly embarrassed the wife and daughter today.

We were pulling up to a coffee shop with a fairly crowded frozen yogurt store named Sweet Frog next door. My daughter upon getting out says "The frogurt store is slammed".

I seized my opportunity replying to her with "Don't you mean the frog-urt store is hoppin?"

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📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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