Hi, everyone!
I’m a middle school teacher and my school is doing a charity event where teachers team up with students to complete a series of challenges. Every team has a costume and a funny name. My students’ costume selection is pink cowgirl (rodeo shirt, pink skirt, pink hat, boots, etc). They’ve asked me to come up with a pun for our team name and I’m struggling. Can anyone help me out here?
I’m looking for family friendly puns only please! These are kids!
TIA!!!!
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