Processed meat
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
I wonder where he Reddit
It was viral.
http://imgur.com/wiQHuxK
YouTuber
"I went to have my hair cut."
"But ! You're on company time."
"Well, my hair grows on company time."
.. is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?
Does he therefore Post Malone?
...because there's no stable internet.
Photo-s-in-the-sys
https://i.redd.it/1l6mg6iqioh11.jpg
...which was "Thirsty".
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/SmirnovVS_KnMihailChern.jpg
It was called He-Brew.
A MegaSOREus Rex !
My daughter hit me with this one this am on the way to school !
And I said "So when does it sync?"
Dad: "When you put it in water."
Urgh.
[I still maintain this is an appropriate response] (https://www.bikelah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/GreenEggs-13-Caught-Virus.png)
But the flag is a big plus.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
In high school, I was in yearbook 5th period and I went down to the closet where the cameras were stored with some other people so we could bring them to the computer lab to upload the pictures.
I grabbed two cameras, slung both around my shoulders, one resting on each hip. I put a jacket on over them, and walked up to my friends. Opening the jacket and putting my hands over the cameras I said, "Look guys, I'm gonna shoot up the school."
Got some weird looks and nervous chuckles
Came home from a week vacation and uploaded 50 photos street lamps for everyone to see.
They were all the highlights of the trip.
The other one is.
Algorithims.
But I don't think he could do standup.
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
Dad: Hey Shinynewbike.
Me: Yeah pops.
Dad: I made up a new word.
Me: And what word is that?
Dad: Plagiarism.
