Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
...never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around...
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, except from one
He’s never gonna give you Up
Don't let your guard down
My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.
Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?
Shaggy's joints don't always turn out good, but Scooby's foodies do.
I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?
Let's see what y'all do to continue this
Let's not talk about operation barbarossa. That topic is very offensive
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
Rick Astley has a massive movie collection and will let you borrow all but one
He’s never going to give you up His movie collection
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
If I don't let my son play Call of Duty he screams for hours.
So I let him play and he screams for hours.
This gun club wouldn't let me in until I could ejaculate bullets.
I was skeptical at first, but eventually I came a round
My dad wanted to see me as nothing but a let down, but with all of my accomplishments
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Let me tell you a little about myself.
It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'
Let’s hear it for the shovel...
Truly a groundbreaking innovation
I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...
..so we stopped and went home.
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
Lets go back to the future!
Let me tell you a joke about a vacuum
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
2 of our friends came over at around 1 AM and to be honest, I was a bit embarrassed to let them in
Hadn’t cleaned the house all year
My friends won't let me play football with them after I suffered a charley-horse
They said I cramp their style
Let’s Trash Talk
my pick up is Thursday. how about you?
Let me tell you kids how I built this house from the ground up..
Kids: Not again Grandpa, we've heard that story a million times! Don't you have any others to tell us?!
Grandpa:
This is a one-story house.
Credit:
https://inkyrickshaw.com/comic/not-very-tall-tale/
what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
We CANNOT let this year end.
Cos then we will be admitting 2021.
But then again, we can't just skip 2021. Cos the next year is 2022.
She won't let the other guys score
What has two thumbs and won't let them go?
My kid
Seriously, give me back my thumbs
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
Let me give you a bit of advice....
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
