I was arrested for downloading the entirety of Wikipedia
I told them I could explain everything.
I was placed under arrest for downloading the whole Wikipedia website
I told the officer "Wait! I can explain everything!!"
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
Misunderstanding on purpose
My favourite 'dad joke' is purposefully misunderstanding the kids and watching their disbelief as they try and reword things so even an idiot can understand. We have a family app so they need permission to download some apps onto their devices (because we are "controlling" 🙂).
So every now and then this will happen:
Child : Can I get an app?
Me : sure, if you're tired just go and lie down.
Child: no, an APP
Me: yes, lie DOWN
Child: No, I need an... I want a...I just want...an app.
Me: or an early night?
Child: weary sigh
Me: you do look tired
- thinking I'm the best joker in history*
That was a short version. If it didn't make sense, read it aloud.
The kids will put me in a home at the first opportunity.
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
I told my son NOT to download any microbiology text books.
He just did and now we have like 40 viruses on our computer.
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
Today I downloaded a vampire movie
i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.
Upload laxatives, get a download
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” on ITunes. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
I went to go download the Communist Manifesto on Audible
...but the reviews said it's only good on paper
So I just downloaded Reddit...
It’s a fun app, I definitely don’t regreddit.
Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?
What do you get if you download Microsoft word multiple times
WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!
Download GREEK Protector today!
I told my sister she needed to download the reddit app
Said she would never regreddit
Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Why is it impossible to download a banana from Torrents?
I downloaded the music of the film Titanic
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
I accidentally downloaded the Square app for store owners instead of the one for personal use
My dad- "You had no business signing up for that."
I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.
I’ve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?
My friends secretly downloaded a 700MB exe file into my laptop.
I think it's a huge setup.
I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
Just downloaded a habit tracker
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"
So I just downloaded a copy of the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download “Turn, Turn, Turn”
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.
Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!
“You are under arrest for downloading the whole of Wikipedia!”
“Wait, I can explain everything.”
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