....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
Nice touch.
Samsings
I said, "No. We only have spirits here."
You can only get them on dish.
Turns out they're mediums.
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
An oncologist.
A pandemic without dem would lead to Panic
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
He was a ceiling fan.
I said I'd check my colander.
They were revolutionary.
Press F to pay for specs.
They're always on hand.
I looked at the family colander, but it was hit or miss.
She said, "Fries and shit."
"So... poo-tine?"
Kia shortage
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
And apparently, it's true:
http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/18/luxury/flying-cars-aeromobil/
So my daughter has been talking nonstop about them and how she wants me to get one.
I told her I don't think they'll ever take off.
She kept talking...I guess my joke went over her head...
Whenever there were ice cream sundaes dessert menu and it was a cute waitress, when asked to choose, Dad would say, "Show us your knickerbockers!"
I've tried this now I'm an old dad but I'm just 40 years too late.
An on-call-ogist
