A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
"woof" guy replies
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door
That plumber has some sense of humour
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
Whoosh.
Tap on the screen...
I hope this is allowed here...😉
I went to America once and tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
...so I had to faucet
Woke up this morning to a tap on the door
I thought, that's a funny place to put a tap.
The cookies at Toronto Astronomy on Tap are out of this world!
A wee tap on the shoulder youtube.com/watch?v=SkkTu…
There was a tap on the door this morning.
My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.
I woke up this morning with a tap on my door.
I hired the world’s worst plumber.
Woke up to a tap on the door this morning.
Funny sense of humour my plummer has.
First thing this morning there was a tap on my door
Odd sense of humour my plumber has.
