Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
I asked my daughter to help me because I'm having trouble downloading the Titanic soundtrack album onto my phone...
After downloading porn, it's quite funny that they ask you to...
I told my Dad that I was downloading a game at 4.5 Megabytes per second.
"The last mega bite I heard of was a sandwich shop."
So my dad was downloading photos to his phone...
He has an app that allows him to view photos he's scanned into his computer on his phone, and he can download them if he wants.
Him: How much data does downloading a photo use?
Me: Depends on the size of the photo
Him: Like a five by seven
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
Today I downloaded a vampire movie
i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.
Upload laxatives, get a download
Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” on ITunes. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
So I just downloaded Reddit...
It’s a fun app, I definitely don’t regreddit.
What do you get if you download Microsoft word multiple times
I went to go download the Communist Manifesto on Audible
...but the reviews said it's only good on paper
Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
So I just downloaded a copy of the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
I told my sister she needed to download the reddit app
Said she would never regreddit
Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Why is it impossible to download a banana from Torrents?
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
I downloaded the music of the film Titanic
If you ever download a game, remember to rate it 3.14 stars!
You wouldn't want to pirate a game and forget to pi-rate it.
I’ve found a great way to solve my insomnia. I just download an app.
What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?
I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.
I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.
My friends secretly downloaded a 700MB exe file into my laptop.
I think it's a huge setup.
I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die" and I was quite surprised that...
"Yell for help!" wasn't one of them.
I recently downloaded Tonder
It's a lot like Tinder, except you get a ton more matches
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
Just downloaded a habit tracker
I accidentally downloaded the Square app for store owners instead of the one for personal use
My dad- "You had no business signing up for that."
Scared of how long that download is taking?
Don't worry, it won't byte.
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"
Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!
“You are under arrest for downloading the whole of Wikipedia!”
“Wait, I can explain everything.”
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download “Turn, Turn, Turn”
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.
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