Photo-s-in-the-sys
Processed meat
Does he therefore Post Malone?
...because there's no stable internet.
.. is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
I wonder where he Reddit
...which was "Thirsty".
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/SmirnovVS_KnMihailChern.jpg
It was viral.
https://i.redd.it/1l6mg6iqioh11.jpg
It was called He-Brew.
[I still maintain this is an appropriate response] (https://www.bikelah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/GreenEggs-13-Caught-Virus.png)
A MegaSOREus Rex !
My daughter hit me with this one this am on the way to school !
And I said "So when does it sync?"
Dad: "When you put it in water."
Urgh.
http://imgur.com/wiQHuxK
But the flag is a big plus.
In high school, I was in yearbook 5th period and I went down to the closet where the cameras were stored with some other people so we could bring them to the computer lab to upload the pictures.
I grabbed two cameras, slung both around my shoulders, one resting on each hip. I put a jacket on over them, and walked up to my friends. Opening the jacket and putting my hands over the cameras I said, "Look guys, I'm gonna shoot up the school."
Got some weird looks and nervous chuckles
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
The other one is.
Because the earth is sick of the hypocrisy of the protesters who claim to be defending it.
https://i0.wp.com/climatechangedispatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/cartoon-earth-day.jpg
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
Algorithims.
Came home from a week vacation and uploaded 50 photos street lamps for everyone to see.
They were all the highlights of the trip.
But I don't think he could do standup.
Dad: Hey Shinynewbike.
Me: Yeah pops.
Dad: I made up a new word.
Me: And what word is that?
Dad: Plagiarism.
