A list of puns related to "Copyrighted"
Is that copyright infridgement?
I said, “Who’s gonna sue me?”
Guardians of the Galaxy
During a Skype chat, where my sister's profile photo was a beautiful landscape with flowers.
Dad: Did you find that photo somewhere online or did you take it?
Sister: I took it!
Dad: What! Who did you take it from? You know that's stealing, right?
Groans all around.
(bonus mediocre joke: my sister was mentioning how she writes to her friend who lives in Germany, but her friend never checks her email. "Of course she doesn't, she's German, not Czech," quoth Dad.)
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
Dear Sir,
We are writing to you because you have violated copyright…
My girlfriend is making a shirt with a chibi NES controller on it. We are at a loss for puns related to the NES. Any help please?
That'd make me a copyright?
Which means that for an hour in the car on the way to a Montana ski trip my dad and I went back-and-forth talking about it. (Source: I'm also a dad)
They have a factory that makes church benches. The famous Motley Pew.
They have their own brand of beer: The Motley Brew.
Stop by the diner for some Motley Stew.
Worst smokeless tobacco product ever: Motley Chew.
There's only one non-Christian in the whole town: The Motley Jew.
The town copyrighted their official town color: Motley Blue.
This is an homage to my buddy Allen who is a master at puns in general and of puns of the antanaclasis variety in particular.
Allen likes to write fan fiction for Vladimir Nabokov's novel "Lolita". In Allen's version, the young girl tries to seduce an older man with hacky knock knock jokes. One example: "Hey big boy, I want to whisper something in your ear... Did you know Knock-Knock Jokes may result in swollen knuckles?"
The copyright holders have requested he take the jokes out. They said to knock off knock-off knuckle knock-knocks in Nabokov knock-offs.
Probably been said already but...
Random person: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a software dev
Random person: So how do you like it?
Me: There's... bits I like and bits I don't like.
Many a groan have been had. No copyright... use as you wish!
Girlfriend: I just finished reading a really thick chapter of copyright law. Let me take a break It was really heavy.
Me: Do you need a lighter?
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