How do lumberjacks check their email?
If you get an email about spiced meat, don't open it.
I like this joke just like my spam emails.
So *you* didn't receive my email and now it's *my* fault!?
If you get and email titled knock knock don’t open it
It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home
Someone sent me a donut in an email.
Got a email today from a 'Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."
I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
Why is a Jedi not so good with email?
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
Where does the chicken go the check his email?
25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
The Buddha struggled with sending emails
He was always leaving his attachments behind.
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
You shouldn’t take a lawyer’s advice over emails
Because that would be
E-legal.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?
My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000€
I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?
What is Forrest Gump's email password ?
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
WARNING!!! Do NOT open any email(s) from Hormel Foods...
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home
How do you send warships via email?
I delete all emails that start with “Hi There”...
I wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!
If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
The Queen has never successfully sent an email...
... because she put's the intended recipient in the box marked "Subject".
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They don’t care about fax anymore
When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email
Soo they don't get two attached
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
The Office sent out an automated message to all the junk emails that they were getting
Dunder Mifflin this is spam
Chuck Norris' email address:
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
Who is the patron saint of email?
There's an email going around..
... offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don't open it. It's spam.
Whats Forrest Gumps Email password ?
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat. Don't open it.
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
Why can’t you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
Why can't you email a document to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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