Guess you could call him a capitalist.
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
Because it has more than 140 characters.
My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
“before I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” “if your name is Michael, please stand up”
then a couple of guys stand up and he goes
“that concludes my mike check”
(I saw this tweet and just had to share it!) Click here for credit
http://imgur.com/NkCtk6M
All that’s left is shredded tweet.
It tweeted out the location of the website.
“Donald, come tweet!”
Send a tweet.
Well, toucan play that game.
Anticipating nasty tweets.
http://imgur.com/a/wPzCC
That's why whenever I tweet about my team, i go "hash browns."
me: dad the squirrels in new york city literally do not give a shit they follow me sometimes
dad: its probably because you're a nut
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/statuses/429325051679084544
So they can tweet.
(I hit my family with this one today. Its probably been done before but it was so satisfying hearing everyone groan.)
Someone once tweeted that she was "nonplussed" by the goings-on at a convention.
I asked if she was going to subtract herself from the event.
She didn't laugh. I did.
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
