A list of puns related to "Dog Friends"
They stay by your side when things get Ruff-Ruff.
(credit: Groucho Marx)
Gonnit
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
Nah...they're mine, I said.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
She relished it.
I agreed and added that they don't even have associates.
Because he has a lot of bark!
It was a Shih Tzu
"Shame you don't have any friends" she said
It dingo well
They are popular lab coats.
So I got her an identical one. She was livid and said, “what am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?”
I think he said its a chihuahaha
His nickname went from Duncan Donuts to Duncan Nonuts.
Hush-puppies
As soon as he got it home, it made a bolt for the door
I said, “That’s gross.”
He said, “No. That’s net.”
I told him that’s a little far fetched.
I fear I am in Great Dane-ger.
He said, “It’s no walk in the park.”
Lock up your dog and wife in the boot of your car for an hour and see who's happiest to see you when you let them out
He always sticks around, even when life's rough rough
It really bites.
After about 20 minutes of not eating one, my other friend asks him "Isn't it getting cold?". I said "Don't you mean it's getting chili?"
... and I hadn't seen him in a long time, but we didn't have time to ketchup.
She said "I guess they're pooping in solidarity," to which I replied "better that then liquidarity."
...."I can see for Miles."
I told them, "It sounds like you need to invest in a mutt plug."
They just shook their head and said that I'm not right.
he has ear-ectile dysfunction!
My friends dog got a cut somehow and when he told me about it, I said, "so he got a... lassieration?"
She was holding a small female Shitzu and my friend wanted a picture with her and her dog, I snapped the pic and my friend says "I got my picture taken with two beautiful women" to which she replied "Oh my dog is only 4 months old" Without hesitation my buddy says "Well I guess the makes me a PET ophile then" Many LOLs were had, Ive had to listen to him tell this story 50 times since hehehe
"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."
My friend texted me one day and said:
"I was walking the dogs on the trail and I was wondering if anything interesting was going to happen. Then a Girl walked onto the trail with her horse. She was walking her horse in a bra."
To which I messaged back saying: "That is awesome! How did she get the horse in a bra?"
I could feel him groan through the next 10 text messages.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Inside a dog it’s too dark to read.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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