Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
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Did you hear about the ape that got bullied because of his low status?

He was a norankutang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dantesinternal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?

He took up accents against them today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Which kind of popcorn is paranoid and gets bullied often?

A salted one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why do crippled people always get bullied?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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My cross-eyes friend gets bullied for being gay.

It’s because he doesn’t look straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLoneSperm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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To the bullied people out there

You are YOU, and nobody on this planet can change that other than yourself. So don’t let people get to you. (I say this because I get slightly bullied and also I’m sensitive to what people think of me, but after telling myself this I no longer feel the need to stress about people’s thoughts about me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThomasTheDank69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What did the peanut say when his cousin was being bullied?

Pecan someone your own size!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popes1ckle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A door has been bullied by a gate for a while and has decided to talk to his friend the window about it...

Door: I don't know what to do...

Window: It's going to be okay, you can handle this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deyaline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What did mommy toothbrush say to her son when he was bullied at school?

β€œJust brush it off!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhiloDom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why don’t trees ever get bullied?

They always STICK up for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhcaulfield
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I saw a kid getting bullied by 3 other kids so i decided to step in

He didnt have a chance against the 4 of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabbyScorpion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I'm getting bullied

One day I was just walking and then two people came up to me, and told me a funny joke, but they were bullies. It was a joke about fighting and I couldn't get the joke and then one of they guys got really mad because I couldn't get the joke. After two seconds, it hit me, the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeumasAyad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do twigs do when they are getting bullied?

They stick up for themselves

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A tree was getting bullied online.

So he logged off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epauchus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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Bullying puns

So I'm doing a health project on bullying and I need 3 good puns about bullying to put on posters I wouldn't be asking but I've looked almost everyone and let's face it, you guys are pretty damn good at this stuff so any help would be appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/munchlaxmaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2013
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My high school bully still takes my lunch money.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why did the Books bully the online dictionary?

Because it is spineless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexasWegieee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...

..it's a brand-new Rolex."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker

He really did a number on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I used to bully someone in high school...

Now I'm the one with eczema face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranticFurret
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpeach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?

The mean increases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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First time doing this please no bully
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yycts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What do you call a potato that bullies all the other potatoes?

A dick tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7113dEv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Do you know why Bruce Lee never liked vegetables

He was always bullied by his cousin broccolee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryTrickyy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My youngest kid and I like to bully the big one.

That's what we call my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Yeah, you’ve heard of bad dad jokes.

But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.

First time, don’t bully me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Cuber358
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why do they bully me
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Dont worry if a tree tries to bully you...

They're all Bark and no bite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkJetPrinters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Another very punny joke!

Bully: look at this kid! he’s a shrimp! Other Kid: I Sea what your sayin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
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My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.

They're my arch-nemesis now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azarathos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A man in a wheelchair stood up against a bully.

Everyone called him a liar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iliketrains4576
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Where do bullies like to hangout?

In the meantime...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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When I went to culinary school, the bullies used to cover me with chocolate and cream, and then put a cherry on my head.

Life was tough in the gateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My son said there was a midget bullying him at school.

I told him to stand up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feiji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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How did the 8th grader deal with the bully that wouldn't let him enter the restroom?

He had to fight. For his right. To POTTY!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fo_eyed_dog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommZ5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I buy all of my handguns from a t-rex

It’s my local small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a bully alligator?

An Instigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Why are people in wheelchairs always bullied?

They can't stand up for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigfatyeetacus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Why will an emo pig never be bullied?

Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420majesticpanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...

..it's a brand new Rolex."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What happens when the average bullies in a school goes up.

The mean increases..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?

The mean increases!

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What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?

The mean increases!

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