Yob Puns

A list of puns related to "Yob"

A man walks in to his job interview

The interviewer waits for the man to sit down before putting the papers in his hand flat on the table between them. "I have here the CV you submitted when you applied for this job. Unfortunately there's a 4 year gap on your CV, can you explain that please?"

The man shuffles uncomfortably in his seat and says "those are the years I went to Yale..."

The interviewer, not expecting this, was taken by surprise and said: "wow that's very impressive! You're hired!"

The man, surprised himself, replies: thanks! I really need this yob!"

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👤︎ u/beardybrownie
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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At a job interview the interviewer asked me why i had a 4 year gap in my resume. I told him, that it’s because i went to yale. He looked impressed and told me i’m hired.

Woohoo, i got a yob! :D

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👤︎ u/Zapyre
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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A new teacher was hired immediately when he said he just got out of Yale

He was grateful because he really needed the yob

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👤︎ u/Groin_Gripper
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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THE INTERVIEW

Interviewer: How do you explain the for year gap in your resume?

Me : I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That's great. You're selected.

Me: Thanks I really needed this yob.

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale... Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Vile1
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Interviewer: "I see there's a four year gap on your resume. What were you doing then?" Me: "I went to Yale in 2010" Interviewer: "Impressive! You're hired"

Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob"

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That's when I went to Yale... Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this yob.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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