I will refrain from posting puns written using only fecal matter...
...since the rules say not to post in all craps.
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Without people that aren't dads posting dad jokes here
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I’ve posted this before but you guys didn’t recognize the brilliance of it so I’m posting it again because fuck you that’s why
No animals were harmed in the posting of this meme
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
Posting for my husband.
He doesn't have a Reddit account old enough to post this one!
In his words:
Not sure if I've heard this one before somewhere, but it made me laugh when it popped in my head when I was waking up. The kids, however, thought it was lame! Here goes:
Why did the baker feel crap?...
Because he kneaded one.
I felt clever so I'm posting here.
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
Everyone is posting all these memes about being quarantined, and I dont find anything funny about them.
I guess they're inside jokes.
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
If Post Malone died and his instagram account posted a picture of him to commemorate his death, then Post Malone would be posting a Malone post-Malone.
Guys stop posting jokes that are not dad jokes
here i will will help heres what a dad joke is
- its only a dad joke if it becomes AParrent
My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit...
I told her that they /r/dadjokes…
Couldn't resist posting it.
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
Well I'm scared sometimes before posting
We were talking about reddit and how she doesn't use it. (First time posting here)
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
You have been banned from posting on r/specializedtools
Posting Pi on my Cake Day
What do you call getting thousands of upvotes not 1 second after posting?
Tried posting on dad jokes but only texts ): (Not proud of this one)
I was going through my old comments. I don't remember posting it.
Are you eggcited for the yolking around, but because it's my first post here, I'm walking on eggshells about posting this, I just hope it says up because the title is eggstremely long.
A little pun for everyone. Not mine but posting for a friend.
Second attempt posting because, well, mods.
Posting this was a piece of cake
I saw a job posting for an opening at the glass factory, but I could tell it was a scam
I could see right through it.
Not sure how many here will get it, but posting anyway.
Been a dad for two years, finally posting something on here.
tried posting on r/memes but got rekt by a mod
Hope im not wasting your thyme by posting this here.
First time posting on this sub, here goes nothing!
Just gonna keep posting these
I thought about posting a fish pun
But I'm trying to scale back....
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
My son asked me what I'm posting on Reddit.
I tell him that they /r/dadjokes.
My son asked me what I'm posting on Reddit.
I tell him that they /r/dadjokes.
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