Harrison Ford is so old.....

The next Indiana Jones movie is about finding him!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birdinhandandbush
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV

I like living on the Edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear3017
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2022
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Did you ever hear about the Ford Pinto?

It really blew up the market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hichard_Rammond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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May the Fourth Be With You. Did you hear Harrison Ford has joined a rock band? He had his first show today.

Fans say he had an ausome Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynextthroway
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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What’s the difference between a Ford factory and a slaughterhouse?

One’s an assembly line, the other is a disassembly line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Ahai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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I couldn't afFord this setup reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_M…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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Shouldn’t Henry Ford

have written an auto-biography?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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What kind of a car do Norweigans drive?

A fjord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Legend95
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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One time I went to my doctor and said "I think I might have ADHD because I can't find my Ford!"

He said "That is not how ADHD works, sir."

I said "But I keep losing my Focus!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wild-Boyo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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I just read a book about how Henry Ford created the Ford Model T.

It was a really interesting auto-biography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D_Ram_3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Lets make like a Ford

And get the truck out of here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentJoe1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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My friend owns a car dealership that only sells Ford F150s, and gets all the ladies

I guess it’s because he has the best pickup lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePaceisBack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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What is Yoda's favorite make of vehicle?

Toyoda of course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pr0f-Cha0s
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2022
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Falcons only live for around 10 to 15 years.

That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Bu-Ford :3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did the automobile assembly line make cars?

More a-Ford-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capocho9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I wanted to tell my children a story about a ship that brings cars from one side of the river to the other

But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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Why do cars have to be so expensive!?

I can't a Ford them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fi11a
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2022
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What do Tom Clancy, Bill Belichick, and Harrison Ford all have in common?

They each made millions of dollars off Patriot Games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CKO1967
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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What did they name it when Hyundai and Ford had a baby?

Velosteraptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.

There was no Escape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It's an autobiography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregsedwards
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Working as a police officer, I encountered 2 African warriors dancing on an old Ford.

I radioed my supervisor and said "Zulu Tango Sierra. You're not gonna believe this..."

(Credit: Milton)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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Did you hear about the new opera about Henry Ford and Elon Musk?

It's called Carmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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Gottemm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I always wanted a 1968 mustang

But could never a ford one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitchySpork
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile

Now, I have completely lost my Focus.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta

Now the party never stops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyNails95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Hard to keep Track of stuff
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Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?

He knows how to PowerPoint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did the Ford say to the wasp?

That MUSTANG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rrenphoenixx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?

It's a Mach-E Auto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wittyusername4me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Harrison Ford
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalripley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...

...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.

So they are putting the order on hold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang

I told them it was una-ford-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market

They just lost their Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinpineapplepin
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Siesta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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May the Ford be with you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrustMeImAGiraffe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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β€œDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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β€œDoc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

β€œBut I keep losing my Focus!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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