Harrison Ford is so old.....
The next Indiana Jones movie is about finding him!!
I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV
I like living on the Edge
Did you ever hear about the Ford Pinto?
It really blew up the market
May the Fourth Be With You. Did you hear Harrison Ford has joined a rock band? He had his first show today.
Fans say he had an ausome Solo.
What’s the difference between a Ford factory and a slaughterhouse?
One’s an assembly line, the other is a disassembly line
Shouldn’t Henry Ford
have written an auto-biography?
What kind of a car do Norweigans drive?
One time I went to my doctor and said "I think I might have ADHD because I can't find my Ford!"
He said "That is not how ADHD works, sir."
I said "But I keep losing my Focus!"
I just read a book about how Henry Ford created the Ford Model T.
It was a really interesting auto-biography.
Lets make like a Ford
And get the truck out of here
My friend owns a car dealership that only sells Ford F150s, and gets all the ladies
I guess it’s because he has the best pickup lines
What is Yoda's favorite make of vehicle?
Falcons only live for around 10 to 15 years.
That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.
What did the automobile assembly line make cars?
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
I wanted to tell my children a story about a ship that brings cars from one side of the river to the other
But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.
Why do cars have to be so expensive!?
What do Tom Clancy, Bill Belichick, and Harrison Ford all have in common?
They each made millions of dollars off Patriot Games.
What did they name it when Hyundai and Ford had a baby?
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
Working as a police officer, I encountered 2 African warriors dancing on an old Ford.
I radioed my supervisor and said "Zulu Tango Sierra. You're not gonna believe this..."
(Credit: Milton)
Did you hear about the new opera about Henry Ford and Elon Musk?
I always wanted a 1968 mustang
But could never a ford one
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta
Now the party never stops
Hard to keep Track of stuff
Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?
He knows how to PowerPoint.
probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
What did the Ford say to the wasp?
Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?
I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...
...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang
I told them it was una-ford-able
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market
They just lost their Focus
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
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