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Humphreys Puns

A list of puns related to "Humphreys"

So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump

So they named him Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/monkeyshinenyc
📅︎ Jun 07 2022
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A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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👤︎ u/rezikmon
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Humphrey Bogart it is.
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👤︎ u/lifeishardasfunk
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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What do you call an English virgin?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/zigbigidorlu
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

(hump three)

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👤︎ u/Namirred
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you call a man abstaining?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Bought a camel with no humps

We named him Humphrey

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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A play on words

Play on words: Sexually frustrated sea mammals

     I'm Russ Whale. My wife Bayleen a few months ago gave birth to our first calf, Humphrey. I convinced my mother-in-law to whale watch tonight. It's been far too long. I drop off Humphrey and head home to hook up with the wife.

I arrive and who do I sealion there? The wife. I'm undeterred. I try my patented move, the Humpback. I get a slight groan.

Bayleen: Rus, Are you poking me in the back again?

Rus: It's on porpoise. We're alone for the first time in forever.

Bayleen: I'm so tired, I haven't got any sleep with Humphrey making me into a nurse shark. Plus you smell like ambergris.

Rus: Hamburgers?

Bayleen: Yes, hamburgers. Please go take a shower or something.

Rus: Ok.

Rus takes a quick shower and returns. Bayleen is asleep again. Rus tries the humpback maneuver again. Nothing.

Rus: Sometimes... I wish I was a sperm whale.

Rus is slightly blubbering and and all you can make outs is odd noises and maybe the word 'blowhole'. Rus cries himself to sleep.

Fin.

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/ProClueless
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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3 camels walking in a row...

3 camels walking in a row through the desert...

First one in the line has 2 humps, his name is 'Two-hump"

Next has 1 hump... name is 'One-hump'

Last has no humps... what's his name?

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Humphrey!

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👤︎ u/rapidfire_puns
📅︎ Nov 23 2015
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my dad took time out of his day to email me these

What do you call three rabbits in a row hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

Love ya dad.

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👤︎ u/the253monster
📅︎ May 01 2014
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/shane373
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/Comsicwastaken
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/Wutisthis66204
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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👤︎ u/The_Safe_For_Work
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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👤︎ u/LyricalWillow
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/lemonmonsterlady
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/bcleveland3
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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👤︎ u/Tashizzlet
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Aug 15 2013
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