I’ve started saying mucho to my Spanish speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Technically speaking aren't all out genes hand me downs?

Ba dun dun PSHHH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephotodojoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?

Ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finchieIRL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I’m planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario

I’ve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuncibleJones
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Scientifically speaking, of course.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMcPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.

No idea why the school hired him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?

QuiΓ©n...QuiΓ©n

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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---

Rapscallion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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When someone is speaking in vein

You have to listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Frankly speaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afrikan-eye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?

MegaLodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".

It means a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicox37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Wikipedia speaking straight facts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjthetrainman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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There is no month that accuses someone of speaking a falsehood!

July.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Computant2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Speaking of guns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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When Dad talks to you in his STERN VOICE is he just speaking...

..out of his ass?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?

"Uno, dos..."

And then POOF! He disappeared.

Without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?

Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Did you hear that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a huge falling out because Mick wouldn't stop speaking in broken Spanish?

When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_robototoro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I've been saying "coser mucho" to my Spanish speaking friends...

It means "sew much" to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call a Spanish speaking hog that asks why?

PorquΓ© Pig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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"This is your captain speaking"

"AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home...

...I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_keter_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you say about two person speaking Latin?

They have a Latin common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!

O I C U R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shimmywaffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Speaking to a friend: "My mother once told me, 'if you want to go further on your journey, you have to take that next step, no matter how daunting'." My friend piped up, "Don't you mean farther?" To which I replied:

"No, I'm fairly certain it was my mother."

Credit to B.C. (comic strip), most likely paraphrased since I read it many a moon ago, though I'm fairly certain the punchline is very close to the original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Speaking of peppers...

...is called a pep talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Technicaly speaking...

Cannibals are just fed up with people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicylemontaco42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Thanks to my Spanish speaking friend for teaching me β€œel mundo”

It means the world to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagfunsies
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I went to see my Spanish-speaking eye doctor today.

He found that nothing was wrong with my eyes. On my way out, I said, β€œThank you.”

β€œNo eye problema,” he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My store gives Spanish-speaking men 5% off every purchase.

It's a seΓ±or discount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.

Apparently, Mum's the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmycomputer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scalderdash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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This is your captain speaking.

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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When I say muy poco to my Spanish speaking friends, it means very little to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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