I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.
No idea why the school hired him.
Scientifically speaking, of course.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...
I try speaking to my grandfather in his urn.
I have a feeling he is turning a deaf ear.
When someone is speaking in vein
You have to listen varicosely
So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.
“Do you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”
(Falafel —> “feel-awful”)
Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
There is no month that accuses someone of speaking a falsehood!
Wikipedia speaking straight facts
When Dad talks to you in his STERN VOICE is he just speaking...
As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
Did you hear that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a huge falling out because Mick wouldn't stop speaking in broken Spanish?
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
I've been saying "coser mucho" to my Spanish speaking friends...
It means "sew much" to them.
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
What do you call a Spanish speaking hog that asks why?
Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!
What do you say about two person speaking Latin?
They have a Latin common.
"This is your captain speaking"
"AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
What do you call a Spanish speaking dinosaur?
My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home...
...I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Speaking to a friend: "My mother once told me, 'if you want to go further on your journey, you have to take that next step, no matter how daunting'." My friend piped up, "Don't you mean farther?" To which I replied:
"No, I'm fairly certain it was my mother."
Credit to B.C. (comic strip), most likely paraphrased since I read it many a moon ago, though I'm fairly certain the punchline is very close to the original.
Mathematically speaking biotech is almost 70% bitch
Technicaly speaking...
Cannibals are just fed up with people.
Thanks to my Spanish speaking friend for teaching me “el mundo”
I went to see my Spanish-speaking eye doctor today.
He found that nothing was wrong with my eyes. On my way out, I said, “Thank you.”
“No eye problema,” he replied.
For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson était mal dans sa peau ...
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.
Apparently, Mum's the word.
My store gives Spanish-speaking men 5% off every purchase.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!!!
When I say muy poco to my Spanish speaking friends, it means very little to them.
This is your captain speaking.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING.
This is your captain speaking:
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING
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